I've crossed the line of sanity. I bought an Edward doll. I know. But I have a reason! I thought it would be fun to let Edward travel, and give you an opportunity to be creative with him. He can go on vacation with you, help you with laundry, or have dinner with your family (er, he doesn't eat) and you can photograph your time together and post it here on Flickr. Bad Puppy is still out there, I think he found more appealing accommodations, so now Edward must go and find some fun. Yes, this is silly, but it does give you a chance to be creative with your photography...it's educational!
He doesn't bend at the legs, which makes him difficult to pose, but he is quite serious and will stare at you for hours. The rules; this will be a first comment, first get - so if you want to be on Edward's list - leave a comment. I will contact you for your address when it is your time - I think keeping him for a week is fair - we can share - right? If anyone is close to Forks, you can get him first if you promise pictures. Oh, and behave ladies...his clothes stay on (um, I tried because I wanted to buy him a swim suit, ahem). When he is done traveling there may be a prize for the most original photo - perhaps a Twilight DVD or book?
Haha, this completely cracks me up, in a good way!! No need to send him my way -- it's so hot here that I fear he'd flat out melt.
I do like his hair - it's very much like Robert Pattison's "Edward" hair, but what a drag they gave him such a serious facial expression. And how are we to know if he sparkles in the sunlight if his clothes can't be removed. Pfffft.
Posted by: Glenda | June 15, 2009 at 12:31 AM
huh, huh, huh, you make me almost want to read these books...
crossed the line of sanity - you are too funny!
Posted by: therese | June 15, 2009 at 07:58 AM
I WANT EDWARD PLEASE.
Posted by: Paper Dolls for Boys | June 15, 2009 at 08:43 AM
Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.
I will buy my own Edward doll. My husband will think I am completly bonkers, but I will tell him, I have 'crossed the line of sanity' and I am not alone. There is a group of us. Ha!
Mu mind is racing with possibilities for photo ops.
Posted by: Crystal | June 15, 2009 at 08:49 AM
I don't want him, I'm no good at photos. But, this is such a funny idea, love it!
Posted by: Casey | June 15, 2009 at 09:16 AM
Hehehehe if I don't have to be a Real Photographer, I'll totally play! Sounds like fun... :)
Posted by: Sarah Eliza @ devastateboredom | June 15, 2009 at 09:21 AM
I want him!!!!!
Posted by: Visty | June 15, 2009 at 10:33 AM
And I'm only 4hours away from Forks.
Posted by: Visty | June 15, 2009 at 10:34 AM
Edward...come to me! This is so funny, I can't stop laughing! Your black and white photo looks like it's from the movie!
Posted by: Amy S. | June 15, 2009 at 11:50 AM
Love that doll! Can't wait to see where he ends up!
Posted by: Carrie | June 15, 2009 at 12:40 PM
I must join. My photos could be very mundane, depending on the week, but this is too good to pass up!
Posted by: Tracy | June 15, 2009 at 03:46 PM
I live in Kansas City, and I would love to be part of this!
Posted by: LJ Herbert | June 15, 2009 at 04:18 PM
Send him up here to Montreal where he will freeze in the winter ~ I'm assuming no knowledge of the Twilight books is involved? I know nothing, and plan to remain blissfully ignorant. I wondered what ever happened to bad puppy!
Posted by: lina | June 15, 2009 at 07:30 PM
Portland has an incredible goth scene. I also just took a class in which a fellow student refused to sit down. for the whole class, 3 hours, twice a week, for 10 weeks. Anyway, it's real alternative here, no sitting required.
Posted by: Laura | June 15, 2009 at 09:15 PM
Too Funny! I'd love a turn with the Edward doll. I am in NH (but I feel like I'm in freaking Forks because it's been raining like mad her since last week). I'm just a point and shoot digital camera girl, nothing fancy. Visty needs to get him first and take him "back" to Forks for a photo shoot. HA!
Posted by: Christine F. | June 15, 2009 at 09:38 PM
I'd love to have Edward come stay with me for a week!
Posted by: Heather | June 16, 2009 at 03:24 PM
I want him too! This will be awesome!
Posted by: Mellie | June 17, 2009 at 03:45 PM
i'm catching up on blog reading here...need to track down where edward went. what a super fun idea. happy trails, ed.
Posted by: melissa s. | June 20, 2009 at 08:44 PM
i'm going to forks.
Posted by: brit | June 21, 2009 at 05:59 PM
I could use a little help in the kitchen - I've already started canning. Or, really, I could use some help weeding. I'd love to see him sparkle while we worked ...
Posted by: Amanda | June 22, 2009 at 04:53 PM
this is so great.. love it.
Posted by: cindy dulong | August 11, 2009 at 08:57 PM
Send Edward South; I shall put him in a cotton field...or on the porch with a sweet iced tea...oh, so many possibilities.
Posted by: Freda Williams | August 12, 2009 at 06:22 AM
And when Edward travels to see Ms. Williams he can depart from there to my house in the same state! I am sure I could find some great adventure for him!
Posted by: Donna | August 12, 2009 at 12:23 PM
And when Edward travels to see Ms. Williams he can depart from there to my house in the same state! I am sure I could find some great adventure for him! Edward will be alot more fun that Flat Stanley!
Posted by: Donna | August 12, 2009 at 12:24 PM
Count me in!!!
Posted by: Cheetah Velour | August 14, 2009 at 08:07 PM